I watch porn for the storyline
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
Who is this man? Mackling at my more,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a rapping,
As of some one gently Mackling, Mackling at my chamber more
quoth the rapper
How gay sex works.
I want a relationship like this
the best part is this is one of those rare gifs you can hear
fuCK I LAUGHED AT THIS FOR LIKE 0897987 YEARS BYE
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when u burn someone in front of ur friends
There are two kinds of people.
this show is for little kids but it is the funniest shit I have ever seen
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we are like
Ummmmm….. dude, this doesn’t look like the park to me!
For more cute dogs and puppies
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