- Phil Tippet, Dinosaur Supervisor in Jurassic Park
- The boy who forgets the quiche in Morrisons
- FUCKING TYRONE
FOR FUCK SAKE GUYS SORT IT OUT
Kate and Wills (God knows why people call him that. Pluralising his name is a stupid nickname, but that’s beside the point) it’s really nice that you’re in love and are getting married and all is good in the world. Isn’t it sweet? Awwh. NO. I do not know you. This wedding means nothing to me. If they had put someone else’s wedding on, some random people who happen to have their wedding on friday too, instead of yours I would not notice. Because I don’t care. I merely object to your wedding being shoved down the public’s throats like it is the most important event to occur since that one time that guy came out of his house and declared to everyone “You know what lads? Wouldn’t it be a fantastic idea to get this loaf of bread, right? And cut it into like pieces so you can make a sandwich or whatever? I know it sounds mad and all but you should give it a try”. Anywho, I’ve sidetracked. My point is this: I can’t wait until everyone stops talking about this wedding and if I make this big a deal about mine please let me know so I can tone it down a tad before it gets out of hand. Ok. I’m done now.
V for Vendetta :)
I LOVE YOU TOO <3 And I miss you two :(