I'm sorry but I am really getting pissed off with this royal wedding debacle
Kate and Wills (God knows why people call him that. Pluralising his name is a stupid nickname, but that’s beside the point) it’s really nice that you’re in love and are getting married and all is good in the world. Isn’t it sweet? Awwh. NO. I do not know you. This wedding means nothing to me. If they had put someone else’s wedding on, some random people who happen to have their wedding on friday too, instead of yours I would not notice. Because I don’t care. I merely object to your wedding being shoved down the public’s throats like it is the most important event to occur since that one time that guy came out of his house and declared to everyone “You know what lads? Wouldn’t it be a fantastic idea to get this loaf of bread, right? And cut it into like pieces so you can make a sandwich or whatever? I know it sounds mad and all but you should give it a try”. Anywho, I’ve sidetracked. My point is this: I can’t wait until everyone stops talking about this wedding and if I make this big a deal about mine please let me know so I can tone it down a tad before it gets out of hand. Ok. I’m done now.
You know the parlor trick. wrap your arms around your own body and from the back it looks like someone is embracing you his hands grasping your shirt his fingernails teasing your neck from the front it is another story you never looked so alone your crossed elbows and screwy grin you could be waiting for a tailor to fit you with a straight jacket one that would hold you really tight.