I don't know why I feel like posting these but I am
"A video of me telling a slow-paced story about researching nuclear weapons for a debate at school that segues into the exploration of a list of melee weapons that don’t exist but should. The video is rounded off by a clip of my dog not being able to walk down stairs."
I bet no one will know what video this description is about
"A video addressing confusion as to why I am often seen in pictures as a cat along with various updates of my life, involving me telling people that my face feels "face-like", interwoven with clips of my friends."