I just saw something that said 'every girl's dream...
I’m sorry but wouldn’t that be really annoying? ‘Ohai, I know I just woke you up and you might really need to sleep but I love you. OK BYE.’ If I ever do that to anyone, you have permission to cut me.
Your hand it fits Perfect in mine The world has stopped And so has time
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simplyjalyn asked: I'll buy you a purse, Dom. :3 And high heels!
thedailywhat: Movie Trailer of the Day: The most necessary sequel ever produced — The Asylum’s Titanic II — finally gets the iceberg-ramming trailer it deserves. Starring the chairman of the Susan Ross Foundation, Baywatch’s Jessie Owens, and Dick Van Dyke’s son Shane, this modern masterpiece will be repeating history at a DVD near you starting August 24th. [cinematical.] Really? I mean,...
Thoughts of today
1. Get Him to the Greek isn’t as good as I thought it would be. Although, the whole Las Vegas part had me in stitches. 2. Chinese food is delicious. 3. I have ruined my jeans with said Chinese food. Silly hoisin sauce for being so spillable. 4. I keep getting drawn to KFC and I don’t know why >.< It’s given me food poisoning a few times and I regularly find hairs in my...
All I want is to be holding your hand, snuggling...
(via cassg08) This please.
Sam: i should be a reasureologist....or a counsellor, whatever.
Domnomnom: Reasureologist sounds better :)
Sam: i KNOW.
Domnomnom: You could prescribe people kittens and things
Sam: NURSE, GET ME A BALLOON!
Domnomnom: PORTER, TURN THIS BALLOON INTO A GIRAFFE
Domnomnom: NURSE, GET ME 10MG OF RAINBOW!
Sam: HIS CONDITION IS GETTING WORSE, IM GONNA NEED A FUDGE COVERED SPARKLING UNICORN IN HERE!