I’m bored and awake at 02:11, why not tumble xD. Am watching people set up a PS3 game. Fun, fun, fun. I apologise for the lack of posts… Was going to say recently but am going to extend that to ever XD
I just noticed how much I’m failing at using this site. My tumblarity has reached 0. Time to find out if it can become negative xD
Best lie ever
Dad: You can't play football in the garden
Me: Why not?
Dad: I don't want you breaking things with your wild shots
Me: They aren't wild. I shoot in varying directions to lull you into a false sense of security before smashing one into the top corner
So I haven’t really posted anything interesting here for a while. I sincerely apologise. I would say I have been busy but that’s pretty much a lie. So far I haven’t really been able to distinguish between what I should and shouldn’t put on here. Some things seem too mundane and trivial to put on here so I put it on Twitter while others seem too important and they go on my...
From "That Mitchell and Webb Look"
Webb: I've finally rendered the doorbell obsolete
Mitchell: This is a drawing of a dog being fired out of a cannon
Some people’s exams are over. Mine are just getting annoying. I have 3 tomorrow, 1 on Thursday and 4 on Friday. And then there are 6 next week. YAY! *starts crying*
Me: I'm gonna go revise now
Zubair: No you'll get distracted
Me: No I won't
5 minutes later
Me: ZOMG I can cover both my eyes with my hair
James: You're a horse now?
Me: Yes, James, I'm a horse. You've discovered my secret. You get a medal... or something
Dad: What are you doing with your iPod at this time of night?
Me: It's 11pm
Dad: No it's 4am
Me: No it's actually 11pm
Dad: I think I know what time it is
It was 11pm
You’re a whore used by many titters– Zubair (cba to spell his last name xD)
I’m so glad I have these friends, they have really funny things to say. That’s not the only reason I’m glad… but it is the main reason xD
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?– Aaron Walsh
Maybe you should photoshop that picture and put sunglasses on it to make it less...– Arjun Shankar
Me: Arjun just joined Twitter
Friend: He's either not going to use it or he'll talk about the 23 hours of revision he does a day
Overheard conversation xD
Girl: Don't you wear glasses anymore
Friend: No, I got contacts
Girl: Really? Can I have their number? Do you think they could fix my eyes too?
So I really think I should do something decent on here after seeing Liam’s amazing Tumblr (see here: http://runningfrombees.tumblr.com) The thing is, I can’t think of anything interesting or innovative to put on here, but once I do prepare to be amazed… PREPARE!!!one!!!onehundredandeleven!!!!!
Me: To the revisionarium! (yes I do have a revisionarium)
Liam: You're too cool Dom
Initiate glimpses what awaits her in the inner sanctuary where the whipping will...– My Classics notes :D
I feel like I should take a new picture, this one is actually starting to scare me a little xD
Florence + the Machine →
If you have not heard of them check them out right now. They are actually amazing.
Becky: Just engaged in a vicious battle with some kitchen roll. The kitchen roll won.
Me: How can you actually engage in a battle with kitchen roll?
Becky: Oh, kitchen roll can be a worthy adversary if unrolled quicker than it would like. Believe me.
How is it 1pm already?! I need to start revising soon…
You’re like a stuffed animal, but instead of fluff you’re stuffed...– Aaron Walsh