baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive
"Knock,knock. Mr Criminal? Hey, my name is Spider-Man. You can call me Web-Head, you can call me Amazing, just don’t call me late for dinner. You get it?"
I am laughing so goddamn hard at this
it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like
just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength required to rotate off the ground like this indefinitely
i think this person is a wizard
when you don’t compete in the olympics because you want it to be fair
I don’t think Aang is the last airbender.
i’m in love with how the “flip at your own risk” sign pans in dramatically and he does fifty flips in midair right in front of it and sticks the landing pose like “go fuck yourself i do what i want”
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